BikeStormer

Anyone who rides a bike will have cause to insult a motorist, usually one in a BMW. Back in the day it was the Volvo that epitomised all that was shit about car drivers, 400 foot of bonnet would suddenly pop out of a junction whilst the driver, still a good mile behind, would have no more knowledge of your Being There than Chancey Gardener.

But this crown of crap has been handed over. The BMW exists solely to isolate the motorist from anything outside of the machine that's real. It's like they're driving about in a fucking cot cuddled up to mummy's titty slurping away without a care in the world. At least when you did unleash a stream of garbled invective at the beardy weirdy Volvo guy he looked suitably alarmed, the little lad in the BMW has barely an idea of what he's driving for.